I also write a dream blog, anonymously submitted business plans to my favorite failing local retailers, ghostwritten online dating profiles, and corporate stuff.
I live in Pasadena, where there's a wild parrot overpopulation problem that nobody talks about. Except for the parrots, who speak English, I swear.
It's official, we all have nature deficit disorder. To combat this, I've started earthing.
I love spicy food, swimming in the ocean, Round Table Pizza, portmanteaus...
